Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

Kick a Jimmy day

Today is the day you kick a guy named jimmy!! Have fun

Someone: TODAY IS NATIONAL KICK A JIMMY DAY!!

Friend: YESSSS, LETS GO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM

by Kick a Jimmy Day November 2, 2019

slap a bitch day

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

by karenhater November 10, 2020

Fuck a Friend Day

Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.

It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.

What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!

by Milfhunter2021 April 2, 2021

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

Worm on a String Day

A day to show off your beautiful worm creatures!

Dude 1: hey dude guess what.

Dude 2: what dude.

Dude 1: it’s national Worm on a String Day dude. Bring your pet worm to school dude.

Dude 2: okay dude.

by Yeehahorsey December 21, 2019