Timothius 1:1

A verse from the crackhead bible book of timothius “I like pink no brown just pink”

We listen to the teachings of timothius 1:1

by Soggiest B October 28, 2018

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and 1

another attempt at marketing yet another clothing line to black people

whoa, did you see that and 1 shirt on that rap video, i gotsta have one now cuz, i want to portray a lifestyle i will never have, i hope they take WIC

by sean-tei October 20, 2003

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+1

Adding (usually) invisible points to someone's hilarity score. Usually when a sarcastic, but hilarious, comment is posted.

Poster 1: "in related news, the homeless guy that hangs out down the street from my office just announced children are in danger from bugs that will crawl in their ears and "infect them with the debbil.""

Poster 2: "+1!"

by The Man Under The Chair January 14, 2009

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1+1=2

being sad to close a chapter
but also happy to open a new one
its what happens sometimes in life
and so many have gone through this before me
its manageable achievable desirable

I cannot think of anything making me happier
and i am aware that there is no guarantee for a result as in 1+1=2
but i like to think there is
🖤

by Krkič April 3, 2019

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1%

A nickname given to a person who does the following

*Whistles way too much
*Says random annoying things just to get attention
*Constantly tries touching you
*Has weird lame obsessions (EX. Charlie brown/Superman)
*Is super tall (kinda giraffe like)

Carly: Hey Wyat stop being such a 1% its really starting to piss me off!
Wyat: I cant help it! once a 1% always a 1%...I cant change it I was just born like this! Can you tell me what 1% really means?
Carly: Well it means way more then this definition on urbandictionary.com but I wont ever tell you!
Wyat: (starts LOUDLY whistling)

by Parrot Luver January 23, 2011

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