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The amount of GPA you need to get you're ass sent straight to the military
Jerry has a GPA of 1.3 looks like hes going to go fight in Iran for life!
by Go_Die_Today November 09, 2020
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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finally considered a teenager and knows all the perverted jokes of the world
woah congrats duude your finally 13
by final13 March 17, 2009
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A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.
by IkeM October 11, 2003
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The age which means in Japan you can legally do the do, in America means you know all the dirty teen secrets, and in my mind means another 5 years of torture until you're free to buy a place to live, a car, delete your parents phone numbers, and actually have a life. Oh how much time there is to go. It is also considered an unlucky number for no good reason and is actually a quite nice number. I associate 13 with a sense of balance, as by turning the three once clockwise and putting it on the one, it creates a balance thing. That is all.
KidinJapan1: "Hey I just turned 13"
KidinJapan2: "so are you gonna bang someone or not?"
KidinJapan1: *long pause*

Kidinamerica1: I'm 13!
Kidinamerica2: so tell me what do you think about Mia Khalifa?
Kidinamerica1: *long pause*

Me: I'm 13. Another 5 years to go. Hooray, I survived 13 years so far in this cruel world!
by Periwinkle Ocean January 13, 2019
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Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!
by ASESSINO April 11, 2004
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The most annoying age for any teenager, when s/he is stuck in the awkward first year of being an adolescent.
When Sally turned 13, she felt like she was a different person.
by LizabethDae July 09, 2006
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