Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"

She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat

by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017

meat parachute

When a girl has had so many men in her that her vagina is very lose

"Man did you see her? I herd she has a meat parachute"

by JJEM_Michael February 15, 2017

meat time

Beating your meat after school

Yo today is meat time so when I get home I'm gonna beat my meat

by Watermelon1"2971 February 16, 2017

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Face Meat

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!

It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!

by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017

full meat

A phrase coined in Great Shelford In 2016 by Benjamin Farmer. Meaning to go at 100% and give it your all.

When you sprint, make sure you go Full Meat!

by legendboy1 June 27, 2016

Wild Meat

Slang term for the solicitation of sexual favours from truck drivers

"Alright mate, what you hauling? Wild meat by anychance?"

by Realmeatboy June 7, 2016