sock goop

Poo that lies between the toes.

..."Gee, ma, look at little Billy Rogers, he has some sock goop between his toes!.."

by Royster February 7, 2007

sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla December 9, 2007

box sock denial

When your partner gets pissed off that you tried to use a box sock on her. Usually happens when the box sock is especially dirty and worn all night partying.

I tried to clean up after sex, but received a box sock denial.

by Wednesday Pirate January 3, 2008

Son of socks and sandels

Ashamed off-shoot of bicyle riding environmentalist.Extremely opinionated with an irrational borderline racist hate of american music and love of ledgendary bands such as flavour of the month indie band "the Wombats"

"Wow,son of socks and sandels just said all american bands are shit"

Reply:"Well he's probably just trying to fit in"

by bloby23 January 5, 2008

sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have

1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick

by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009

river socks

When a persons socks are so nasty and dingey it looks like they have been swimming in the river all day with them.

Suzie stayed the night lastnight which was cool aside from her leaving her river socks on my floor.

by Crazy Jake August 22, 2008