smokinhole

Is when you slam kitty butt

OMG kitty slammed its tail in the drawer, and broke it.
Now its butt is all irratated,
And hot , swollen .
He's got a smokinhole.

by Japperchip1 February 7, 2017

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 2, 2017

smokinat

(smoking•That) to refer to what you are smoking.

What you smoking on? ... I'm Smokinat Gas !

by Sexisemi94 April 19, 2017

Smoking the donut

Having oral sex with a lady who has a yeast infection in her vagina.

Damn that bitch loose everyones smoking the donut!

by Benjiboo July 24, 2017

smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.

I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!

by smokin' horse August 1, 2017

Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017