Mexican Shower 

When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene.

Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.

"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here"

"He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."

Mexican Shower by The guy who has to sit by you October 25, 2011

Kowalski Shower

When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.

Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.

Kowalski Shower by Tyzentar November 20, 2011

Mexican Shower 

Running sink water through your hair, often leaving it undryed.

Connor: Carson go take a shower

*Carson comes back after taking Mexican Shower*

Connor: Dude, all you did was put water in you're hair

Carson: It looks good and it's clean

Connor: No it's not, it makes everyone hate you

Mexican Shower by D3Football December 30, 2013

Truck Stop Shower 

The process by which a person wets a paper towel and washes their face, armpits and genitals in that order.

Dave: Hey man, we've been on the road for days

Steve: Yeah, I think it's time to hit the rest stop and take a Truck Stop Shower

Truck Stop Shower by Kbecker159 September 20, 2009

hour shower of power 

Also known as an HSOP, this is a male's shower that takes an hour. Any male spending an hour in the shower is quite obviously masturbating in there.

Ben was an HSOP master, his hour shower of power happened twice daily.

hour shower of power by Downvoting Victim November 30, 2011

Ninja shower 

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.

The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.

Ninja shower by barefootgirl August 24, 2011

communal shower

A crazy party, loud and annoying...awesome!

Robbie: Are you coming to the communal shower tonight?

Kate: No, i can't make it.

communal shower by Ark Angel October 9, 2008