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Cat Biscuit
The alias of the infamous Kristie, often found dwelling with boyfriend: Tweak and best friends: Jinx, Jade and Ame.
Remaining the Head Of Files and Records for the mysterious mega-corporation that is the JinxedReverend Corporation.
The perception of the cat biscuit is very widespread. Most would understand it only attacks when attacked itself, there is always a reason for a savage attack by this beautiful specimen.
The cat biscuit can speak a number of primorial languages such as: 'Binary Code', '1337', '$c3n3', 'sTuPiD tEeNaGe gIrL', 'proper high class English' and 'cheap venetian whore'.
Often kept in cages the cat biscuit, sometimes refered to as 'cat biscuit "West"' comes out every now and then to investigate into the disappearance of it's water.
The cat biscuit is a weird and wonderful creature who's existance, along with Jinx, is vital in spreading the good word about the oldest relgion: Paganism.
Remaining the Head Of Files and Records for the mysterious mega-corporation that is the JinxedReverend Corporation.
The perception of the cat biscuit is very widespread. Most would understand it only attacks when attacked itself, there is always a reason for a savage attack by this beautiful specimen.
The cat biscuit can speak a number of primorial languages such as: 'Binary Code', '1337', '$c3n3', 'sTuPiD tEeNaGe gIrL', 'proper high class English' and 'cheap venetian whore'.
Often kept in cages the cat biscuit, sometimes refered to as 'cat biscuit "West"' comes out every now and then to investigate into the disappearance of it's water.
The cat biscuit is a weird and wonderful creature who's existance, along with Jinx, is vital in spreading the good word about the oldest relgion: Paganism.
Mr. Stapler: Did you hear about the sexy head of files and records?
Mrs. Blu-tac: Oh you mean cat biscuit?
Miss. Photocopier: I'd like to nuzzle her goodies.
Mrs. Blu-tac: Oh you mean cat biscuit?
Miss. Photocopier: I'd like to nuzzle her goodies.
Cat Biscuit by The Anti-Scene October 25, 2008
Cat Sock
When you decapitate a house cat and shove your foot into its headless body wearing it as a casual foot sheathe. Pluses (Warm for the first 15 min, Trendy, Various sizes and styles) Cons (Sometimes you get a hole in your sock when your big toe slips threw the cats anus, many times one may trip on the cats intact limbs, dirty entrails may be left behind)
Cat Bag
Cat Bag by Slick Back Jack November 8, 2007
cat fishing
A bottom feeder, a tag along, a person riding on the coat tails of someone to get where they are trying to go. A person looking for a free ride, the easy way out. In some cases a mooch. A person looking for a meal ticket, and a Liar.
Suzie got an inheritance, shortly after Johnny started dating Suzie. Suzie spent a ton of money on Johnny buying new clothes, big screen tv's, a new truck for Johnny, and a beautiful condo for her and Johnny to live in. Johnny swore he loved her. Suzie put the truck in Johnny's name because she too loved Johnny. Suzie soon realized that all of her money had been spent. Johnny then broke up with Suzie, took the truck, the tv's, the clothes, and never looked back. Suzie is now broke, and broken hearted. Shame on Johnny, he was just "cat fishing".
cat fishing by Temperance01 January 17, 2013
Cat Sponge
When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.
Cat Sponge by BatNinja April 6, 2009
cat hat
Once an item of working class high fashion, a baseball style hat in the black and yellow colors of the Catepillar Corporation with the word 'CAT' across the front.
cat hat by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005