swifty_c's definitions

Jokesmith

a smith who forges tasteful comedies to tell all.

Paul is one funny jokesmith.

by swifty_c September 15, 2009

Cat Sock

When you decapitate a house cat and shove your foot into its headless body wearing it as a casual foot sheathe. Pluses (Warm for the first 15 min, Trendy, Various sizes and styles) Cons (Sometimes you get a hole in your sock when your big toe slips threw the cats anus, many times one may trip on the cats intact limbs, dirty entrails may be left behind)

Yo you silky smooth rhymin playboys see jim's new cat socks.

by swifty_c September 15, 2009