Cum Wagon 

The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.

Cum Wagon by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022

Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

Cum Snorting by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

Cum in your pants 

One of the hottest things a girl can make you do.

She opened the door and turned on the lights, revealing a carpeted room with nothing but an X-shaped bondage cross in the center of it. My jaw dropped, and she grinned at my reaction.

She had me strip down to my briefs, while she was still wearing a pink tank top and silky, soft white shorts. She grabbed each of my wrists and pinned them above my head to opposite sides of the X-cross. She smiled and leaned in close to my face, as if she were about to kiss me. But before she did… *click* *click*

She had caught me off guard and shackled my wrists! She then grabbed my right ankle and shackled it in place, and then the left one. She stood back up and leaned in to my face, as if she were about to kiss me again… but then I gasped right before her lips were about to reach mine.

She had grabbed my crotch with her right hand, getting a good grip on my bulging erection, still trapped within my briefs. It felt so good! I could feel the pressure building up in my groin. She started pumping my cock through my briefs.

“Babe… what are you doing?!” I cried out, feeling an orgasm fast approaching.

“I’m gonna make you cum in your pants!”

“No… wait! Wait!” I cried out.

She pressed her tank top-clad breasts against my chest, grinned, and moved her face closer to mine. Suddenly, she covered my mouth with her left hand and continued stroking me through my briefs at full speed with her right hand.

“Shhh….” she whispered and smiled at me from right behind her hand that was covering my mouth.

That was too much. “Mmph! Mmph!” was all I managed to say. The orgasm hit me with such intensity, my entire body was bucking and writhing involuntarily, but her shackles held me in place as she continued stroking me. She was laughing at my helplessness the whole time I came, which only turned me on even more and added to the intensity of the orgasm. After a full minute, it finally subsided.

“Told you I’d make you cum in your pants.”

She slid her hand down my cock one more time before letting it go and removed her hand from my mouth. I was gasping for breath, my wrists and ankles still twitching against my restraints in post-orgasm shock. My briefs were completely soaked with giant cum stains.

“Wait right here,” she said, stroking my chest with her finger. “I’m going to get a whip, a blindfold, and a gag.”

“Wait, what?!”

“Oh yeah.” She laughed. “I’m not even close to finished with you, buddy boy. That was just Round 1.”

She patted the bulge in my briefs one more time, causing my body to twitch in pleasure again. She then turned around and walked out the door, giving me a great view of her backside, but leaving me helplessly shackled.

“Oh boy,” I wondered to myself. “What have I got myself into?”

Cum in your pants by GirlsTyingUpGuys August 12, 2023

Cum Art 

The Art of painting a beautiful portrait on someones body, with jizz.

Did you see the Cum Art that looks like a smile face, on that girls back?

Cum Art by sketchywhale April 21, 2009

cum guzzler

someone who drinks a lot of cum

Dave Klaas, Jeol Klaas, Leo Anthony, and Mama Adhel are cum guzzlers

cum guzzler by mr mike gossman April 18, 2007

cum gargla

One who uses semen as mouthwash. One who prefers to blow bubbles with sperm before swallowing it.

Steve liked to gargle semen in the shower before work, once word of this got around the office, he was known as the cum gargla.

cum gargla by EDG December 28, 2004

cum-stained futon 

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009