threat level 1,000 

When someone hot is spending a lot of time with your crush. Especially by posting a lot of pictures on Facebook together. Usually doesn't end well.

Friend-"Man who's is that girl, she's so hot"
Me- "I don't know, but she's all over his Facebook wall. She's a threat level 1,000!!"

threat level 1,000 by jjjjjj1221 February 11, 2015

The 3-1-1 rule 

The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.

(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).

"I've gotta go piss dude, the 3-1-1 rule's just kicked in".

The 3-1-1 rule by Woody72 May 27, 2017

68 and 1/2 

Almost a 69, but she gets fingered while blowing you

I enjoyed the 68 and 1/2 cuz it's easier than 69

68 and 1/2 by Shocker plus January 17, 2019

Opium Boulder phase 1 

a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.

haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!

Opium Boulder phase 1 by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

joe_adonis_1

God. A literal God. Nobody can surpass his beauty and talent, and his way with (under-aged) women. Be aware, if you see this man posting his selfie in your Discord server, kiss any luck with e-girls good bye. The ones you simp for, become the simp, for Joe.

No yellow haired people - joe_adonis_1#2760

joe_adonis_1 by bigpenis69420epicxdlolz February 6, 2021

Extol 62:1 

Another name for the furry site E621.
Used in public to keep people from knowing you are a furry.

I am an avid reader of Extol 62:1

Extol 62:1 by God_Of_Femboys February 24, 2021

Joe_Adonis_1

joe_adonis_1 is the dominator of discord. an absolute stallion with a yummylicious face, a snatched nose and a beautiful 8 incher which is yet to be seen by the ladies that manage to join his woman army. he's gained his popularity through joining multiple discord servers to send in his selfie with his catchphrase "dm me"

person 1: who is joe_adonis_1?
person 2: our religion

Joe_Adonis_1 by NotEvenNero June 1, 2021