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twister

A slang that means someone who is a master in contortions and twists. It also denotes a person who says "what a twist!" constantly and uncontrollably.
David: Kevin how was your mother last night?
Kevin: She was good.
David: Good. I made sure she had a great time in bed.
Kevin: YOU DAMN TWISTER!!!
David: what a twist!
by Greenbananaberry October 21, 2009
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Twiterpayting

The intense feeling of uphoria and desire that a man and woman experience when they are falling in love after first denying their relationship.
When finally giving into their longing, Merry and Ritchie were twiterpayting with anticipation as they fell together for their first kiss.
by KJQ April 8, 2006
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twittering

A word by people who don't actually use twitter and are probably 20 years too old to be using twitter in the first place. Whenever used, they are referring to the word "tweet", but learned about twitter from a day-time talk show hosted by a 40-year-old woman who wants to tell parents what their kids are -really- doing every week.
Brian: Hey, are you twittering?
John: No, I'm tweeting that one more person who has no idea of what twitter is just commented on it.
by Josh9001 April 6, 2009
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twatter

Person who uses and/or talks about using twitter excessively.
Jerry's a twatter, he always has iphone in hand and is constantly posting tweets.
by albalion March 4, 2009
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twitterpated

what he does to me evey time I think about him
I'm comletley twitterpated where he is concerned
by Souljah347 March 27, 2008
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Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.
Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain
by Sniggins May 8, 2003
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twister

an L-joint of marijuana
no, do not roll a tulip, roll us a twister
by Pure mental bam May 2, 2006
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