Turkey's Honor

Have you ever asked yourself what Turkey's think of Thanksgiving? Well I'm here to answer that question. You should not feel guilty about eating them. They're not afraid of death. For a Turkey, dying to us to become a Thanksgiving meal, is the greatest honor of all. They love it! It is a great honor for a Turkey to be chosen on Thanksgiving. They are celebrated with a hero's death and they go out like a national hero. So, you should not feel bad for eating meat on Thanksgiving. Turkey's Honor.

Turkey "Turkey's Honor!"
Human "Turkey's Honor!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 26, 2025

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

Turkey chaser

A honry femboy male man who tends to only get into a relationships with pregnant women but the relations go nowhere so he continues to date women who currently have a turkey in the oven

Eric - lol did you hear about ricky hes dating fucking becky bitch from joli bees now Ha! Unreal
Nick - hahah ya his sister told me isnt that bitch due to fucking burst anyday now?

Eric - i cant even stand him for longer then 5 mins hes such a fucking turkey chaser, makes me sick

by XyloZeem December 15, 2025

Turkey

Can mean to be high out of your mind or to refer to a girls large bottom (her butt)

“Bro I’m so Turkey rn, I can feel my heart beat”
“Damn girl your shit turkey”

by RedRyan January 12, 2026

Turkey leg

The act of a man receiving oral sex throwing his leg over the back of the head of the person giving the blow job and making a figure 4 with his legs. holding their head down until they feel like theyre going to puke out their eyeballs.

Don't make me turkey leg you.

by Imwooend January 13, 2026

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

c-tokey

The act of betraying your best friend who trusts you even though he knows you're sly.

I got c-tokeyed by him on the train.

by kt57ud April 9, 2009