Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.
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Get the pastorchik mug.Slang for saline solution in the medical and military communities. Saline solution being salty water, the same thing you use to boil pasta.
He lost a lot of fluids, so I got him on some oxygen and a drip of pasta water, he came too pretty quick.
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Puppyzinho: Look at her, I would die for her, I would kill for her, either way… what bliss. Unhappy darling?
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
Pastelzinho: Oh yes... yes, completely.
Puppyzinho: How long has it been since we've waltzed?
Pastelzinho: Oh Puppyzinho… hours.
Puppyzinho: Pastelzinho, seeing you like this… my blood boils.
Pastelzinho: As does mine.
Puppyzinho: This wheel of pain.
Pastelzinho: Our wheel.
Puppyzinho: To live without you… only that would be torture.
Pastelzinho: A day alone… only that would be death.
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