houseplaining 

When a house music track teaches you a lesson using samples. House likes to get a little preachy, so be prepared to learn about style, what house music is, how to move, and other related topics.

Thank God for the houseplaining in "My House" - without it I'd never know how to find the key to the wiggly worm. See "My House" by Chuck Roberts on youtube.

houseplaining by yeahdog October 2, 2013

house hawker 

The act of selling ones house, on their own, without the help of a professional agent

Become a house hawker when you learn to and go through the process of selling your home on your own, no professional agent needed!

house hawker by HouseHawkers July 16, 2014

House water

Potable drinking water supply into a residential or commercial buildings, primarily used for drinking and sanitary needs, and industrial applications and appliances; quality can vary greatly by region.

The house water in a large hotel consists of potable water serves the boiler, water filters, water softeners, showers, restaraunts, industrial ice makers, etc.

House water by btracyd May 11, 2015

House heaux 

A girl who basically owns the home of a group of guys, but doesn't live under that roof. You can normally find her at the households' special events, serving as eye candy and keeping things in order. Unlike other party guests, the house heaux has free reign of the property and all rights to anything in the house.

"The party's full."
"Uhm.. Do you know who I am? I'm the house heaux.."
"Oh my god I'm so sorry... of course, come right in." *opens the door for her*

House heaux by Just_her_right_remedy October 12, 2016

house smell 

the distinct scent of a family and their home. House smell usually consists of a combination of the laundry detergent, candles, perfumes, animals, and food the family has in their home. Each house has a different house smell.

"Have you been to Jamie's house? It has an amazing house smell."

house smell by basicrockwallbitch May 14, 2016

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

House Burger by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

Housecat Roommate 

A roommate who comes and goes with no heads up or warning. Oftentimes, they disappear in the middle of day and don't return until late at night. They also leave alcohol at the door, in similar fashion to a cat with dead animals.

My bro is such a Housecat Roommate. H literally vanished at noon yesterday, and he got back at two in the morning. Where does he go?

Housecat Roommate by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016