Cat Guardian

One who lives to guard the existence of felines with his life. A person who is very good with computers, and is usually a 4.0 student. His parents shall be divorced, and make all of his gamer tags relevant to cats. His background on his computer should be a big cat. He spends 99% of his time reading about pussy (cats) and is also known by the name of Anthony.

Damn cat guardian really knows a lot about dat pussy

by Toms disappointed father December 18, 2012

smurf cat

A stupid new meme that has taken over the internet and will probably die before the year is out. It is a cat-faced Smurf, often referred to as šailušai for some reason, put over the song "on and on" (you've probably heard it even if you don't know what that is.)

I have never wished a meme to die so quickly as the fucking smurf cat.

by Bbb23’s left testicle October 10, 2023

Cats 2019

One of the most nightmarish movie adaptations in existence.

Person 1: Have you seen the new movie, Cats 2019?
Person 2: No, it looks super nightmarish, it's the worst thing I've seen since the original Sonic movie trailer.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 January 2, 2021

Banana cat

A wonderful Banana child come form the heavens to bless us all with their battle crie

Oh look its Banana cat

by Lord Of The Loco February 5, 2021

Doja Cat

A music artist that is a literal GODDESS that goes by the name Doja Cat that basically means Weed Cat. Isn’t a cat. Doesn’t say meow. Bitch she’s a cow.

“So your Doja cat?…do you meow?”

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“BITCH IM A COW”

by ColdBowlOfSoup May 25, 2022

smart cat

A cat that's smart

"That' s a smart cat."

by im hungry lol December 10, 2021

That cat is not dancing

Nice danc-

*stares*
*dies instantly*

Person 1: Yooo look at Ankha pulling out those fresh moves

Person 2: That cat is not dancing bro
Person 1: wtf

by erftghetrj March 17, 2022