Milf Tits 

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.

Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!

Milf Tits by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009

ripped to the tits 

Adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. The state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embarassment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. This term was recently exhumed by Grace Slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in Germany.

I'm not sure what happened. I just know I was ripped to the tits and don't remember anything.

ripped to the tits by Tony Pavich February 12, 2006

Happy as a man with tits in his hat 

Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.

Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.

Happy as a man with tits in his hat by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009

slop tits 

female breasts that are extremely large and tend to fall around in an unkept manner.

"that holly bitch got some slop tits."

slop tits by Ephram The Retarded Rabbit May 13, 2005

dust mop titties 

Stretched-out,saggy,cucumber shaped boobs that nearly touch the floor.Theoretically,these tits could be fitted with tube socks and used to dust the floors.

Granny grosses me out by wearing that old housecoat with her ole dust mop titties hanging down past her belly.

dust mop titties by wolfbait51 May 4, 2011

tits on a bull 

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

tits on a bull by JP March 11, 2005

tittie bar 

A bar which has servers with nude breasts.

John: Have you heard of this new tittie bar in down town, servers have nice racks.

tittie bar by mahHD December 18, 2008