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crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad
by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021
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Cranking

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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crank

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank
"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"
by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021
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Crankin

The act of one repeatedly making their money grow through reinvesting their initial amount.
For extra side money I spend my free time crankin shoes.
by Axmatteo April 4, 2021
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craniumcommander

Have you heard of craniumcommander?

No.

Understandable.
by craniumcommander April 11, 2021
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Crank

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.
That paint job on that car is crank
by Luvenzo April 12, 2021
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Cranky panky

Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!

After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!

He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
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