blue-tool

A blue-tool is a person that wears a blue-tooth headset 24/7, just to look cool. In extreme cases the blue-tools in question were found to have worn their headset even without the phone.

Jeremiah: Look at Chris, trying to impress the chicks with he blue-tooth

Jack: Yea man, he's such a blue-tool. I hear he even wears that thing to bed.

blue-tool by Jack Sch***** January 2, 2009

blue majic

a brand of heroine originally seen used throughout the 1970's.

I quickly snorted the blue majic before the police officers pulled up to the back alley.

blue majic by anjalee January 19, 2008

Blue Bippy 

A slang term for the drug Valium.

I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I popped a blue bippy.

Blue Bippy by Lukkas February 15, 2009

Blue Motion 

1. A masterborial technique in which the user squeezes his genitals to the point of them turning blue, and the foreskin ripping off.

2. A sexual technique in which the user goes into a new, (or old) portal potty and uses the blue liquid inside it as a lubricant for sex, or masterbation.

1. Jeffry did the blue motion so much he was forced to have it amputated from loss of blood.
2. Johnny dipped his hand into a nice broken in portal potty and lubed his penis up, and had sexual intercourse with jillian.

Blue Motion by jdude0822 June 1, 2011

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie 

Commonly abbreviated to 'BSYT', the favoured terminology for sales people, particularly those in the tech industries, where it's something of a uniform. It is believed that the "power" of the full-on blue shirt, yellow tie combination will stun and bewilder savvy and jaded engineers into purchasing whatever crap the salesman is shilling.

Man, I have a 2:30 with EMC. I bet there will be at least a half dozen blue shirt yellow ties trying to get us to buy their latest bloated crapware.

Blue Shirt Yellow Tie by klausfiend July 31, 2011

Blue Republican 

A liberal or independent who registers temporarily as a Republican to vote for Ron Paul.

I'm sick of the War on Drugs, and America being the world's policeman, so I'm going to become a blue republican.

Blue Republican by Oscar MacGorden February 25, 2012

blue waffle 

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it

ahhhhh. sees blue waffle* wtf did i just see

blue waffle by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016