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Blood Knight

A male who is willing to have sex with a female during her menstruation.
You have your white knights who never get laid. Dark knights are macho and dominant. However, the blood knight is one who is known as MVP.
by EmoWithAttitude February 20, 2024
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Bloodie

A mix between a Blanket, and a Hoodie.
Thank you so much for my bloodie, its so big and cozy!
by Jeets.hd February 23, 2024
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blood

A feared name, with her seductive nature she'll destroy any e-larp, e-thug, and e-boy. Never once been able to get doxed, nor ran-through by any com larp. Just by her amount of true pastes, no one dares bat an eye to her. Yet all these accomplishments, she stays underground without anyone knowing she's around. Her essence memorizes anyone around.
This girl blood has never been touched by any com larp, what a dream.
by bloodunderground March 12, 2024
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Bloodbathing

masking the true intended meaning of a terroristic threat or call to violence in a contrived context, preserving plausible deniability.
A tyrant wants to call his supporters to violence. Start with his true intended meaning:

"I want someone to murder my enemy."

He now adds context to change the meaning of "murder." The context could be that a "cutthroat lawyer" working for the tyrant defeated an enemy in court that day. The tyrant says in a public speech:

"John totally murdered Crooked Valerie in court today, wasn't that incredible? Never seen anything like it. He's a real cutthroat lawyer and that's why I like him. More people should do that to Crooked Valerie, wouldn't that be nice? Solve most of the world's problems right there. Great job today, John."

This is bloodbathing. The tyrant is intentionally vague about what he means would be "nice," but by saying more of it would "solve most of the world's problems" and using the word "cutthroat" to evoke a violent mental image, the tyrant has effectively told his most rabid supporters he means for them to literally kill Valerie. They are amenable because they have been conditioned for years to believe Valerie is pure evil. The courtroom context allows the tyrant to preserve plausible deniability and evade prosecution.

"It's INSANE the way the Loser Left has twisted my words Out Of Context like I asked people to kill someone. I clearly said Crooked Valerie got murdered IN COURT and Obviously the World would be a much better place if she lost more cases. It's nothing but a MURDER HOAX! Shame on them and the Fake News Media! Covfefe!"
by ozzfather86 March 21, 2024
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Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick
Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.
by Poet678 April 27, 2024
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Bloodcrippin

A person who refuses to choose a side.
Tyrell you can't trust Jamal he be Bloodcrippin
by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024
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Blood Eagle

The act of nutting in your right hand while subsequently using that hand to slap a bitch in the face. NB: Use with caution and only on bitches and hoes.
She received a proper blood eagle only a bitch could’ve deserved
by Pedro_theViking May 13, 2024
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