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Bloomdido 

A very very stupid person.

A nicer way of saying asshole or douchebag.
Shut up you big bloomdido!

Quit being such a bloomdido.

What a fucking bloomdido.
Bloomdido by smektala ahmed August 6, 2011
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BloodyDookieChooChooTrain 

You Fuck a chic in the ass doggystyle while she has her tongue up another girls ass on all 4s and you rail that bitch so hard she gets a nosebleed getting her face slammed into the other chicks ass;hence BloodyDookieChooChooTrain
I ran a BloodyDookieChooChooTrain with two sluts,messed my bedsheets all up,

vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. Most often a girl (that is a vampire too). Most commonly found in Jutland, Denmark. You know you are dealing with a vegetarian blooddonor, when she steals your vegi-lunch and small letmælk-milkboxes. They fear needles and therefore fail at biologi!!
when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....

vegetarian blooddonor

a creature that does not eat meat and is afraid of blood. It fears needles and therefore fails at being blooddonor.
when a girl walks in an says:
"Hi, I'm sooo afraid of needles and blood, but hey I'm a vampire, can I have your salat?"
You offer her a hotdog and she says:
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian!"
You can be sure that she's a vegetarian blooddonor! run for your life....
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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