Baby Clam Bake

A perverted pedophile's dream, a large gathering of young girls such as a sleepover or recess at school.

June, a very sick man, went to the playground to experience a baby clam bake.

by hdfghdjgfjsd January 18, 2008

clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010

Shake-n-Bake

the best bowling team to walk the planet. slightly arrogant, but for just cause. winners never shrink in the face of adversity. no matter what, they will win. They only see gold medals never gutters. Their competitors (Team Micro-Talent) never stand a chance its more like masterbating with 2 balls n 1 pin for them, while we just straight gettin it in! They are winners both on and off the ally..DUUH!

Charlie Sheen just Shake-n-Bake that a$$! Shake-n-Bake all the way tot he bank!

by shaknbake4life May 4, 2011

shake and bake

To Masturbate to the point of ejaculation

I had a quick shake and bake this morning

by Legendary007 December 14, 2008

Dirty Bakery

going into a public toilet then placing the human feces on the wall's of the cubicle and rubbing the excess onto the toilet paper and sticking it also on the walls.

have you seen the dirty bakery in the toilet block downstairs today ?

by TheManIsOnline October 5, 2010

Baked

Baked is a word commonly used to describe being high on cannabis. However, this word is used regularly.. it is somewhat restricted to people who smoke 'Sprayed Weed' (the nasty shit). In other words someone who is yet to be a cannabis connoisseur.

Wow man! I'm Fuckin Baked!

by connoisseur101 June 27, 2010

Baked Potato

When you wrap aluminum foil around your penis as to act in place of a condom before performing sexual intercourse.

Extremely painful.

Jill cheated on me and aborted my kid... it just makes me want to baked potato her!!

by VoiceofReality October 30, 2008