Spankoo

Red bearded gentleman

Yo, did you see that Spankoo?

by 100%DangusBeef May 9, 2021

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.

Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok

by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Spankles

Severe ankle pains.- Usually will occur after a long game or practice of a sport such as football or soccer.

Jeeez, today’s practice was so brutal I got spankles from it

by YungCuzSwaggfacebaby October 13, 2021