spanks

An alternative way of saying thank you.

"spanks for the ride!"

by chispa May 2, 2006

spanks

What naughty girls give instead of kisses.

by urban pervert March 15, 2003

Spanks

something fat people wear, to keep the fat sucked in, and supposedly make them look skinny. buy them at torid ! people who wewar them, watch out, because you are easy to be made fun of. they are just elastic body shaped gloves that hold it all in.

ex. 1. oh my gosh, her spanks must be on too tights, shes crazy!

ex. 2. her spanks were so constricted, she bled.

ex. 3. when she bent over, i say her spanks peeking out.

ex. 4. man i am so fat, i need some spanks.

by Young Aplir M.O.A. November 4, 2007

Spanks

A unit of measurement of the homosexuality of a person. Often used in the context of 1-10 and abbreviated to Spks similar to Litres to L

1. Omg did you here about Max hes like gotta be at least 11 on the Spankometer.
2. "do you think Jesse is gay? asked Alanah "well hes gotta be atleast 3 spanks in my opinion" replied Grace.

by PaperKing April 7, 2015

spanks

Used to broadly define adult movies or magazines in which a person uses the items to "beat" or "spank" the meat to eradicate themselves of their sememiferous fluid. AKA pornography.

Person 1: Man my fuckin' big floppy donkey dick hurts.
Person 2: Shii..Probably from all them spanks you have poundin' it to.

by Flo$$y B June 5, 2005

spanks

A term used to replace any noun. i.e. binder paper.

Mr. Mendoza: "Okay class, i want everyone to take out your spanks."

by riced00d March 15, 2003

Spanks

Another way to say “Thanks” with a little added pizazz. One would use this in the context of being thankful for something.

Person: I am rather fond of your footwear.

You: Spanks! I got them yesterday
Person: ok

by Papachrisluvr360 July 19, 2021