german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Flashing lights

(verb)A couple/ married couple posting their selfie(a lot) in social media.

*Johnny post a selfie of he drinking a same cup of tea with his GF on facebook.*

Stop flashing lights at us, Johnny, you are irritating me.

by Lxiaoqi April 28, 2018

light tip

When ya dick game so weak it's just a light tip u never get dick dizzy

He said he'd give me the best fuck of my life, but all I got was a light tip.

by Fajita Jesus August 19, 2017

Light tube

slang for tunnel

Hold your breath until we reach the end of the light tube.

There's a brightness at the end of the light tube.

by cdds2011 November 25, 2011

In a light friendly way

When your friend makes fun of you and puts you down, but then tries to clear their conscience by claiming their shit talk was actually friendly so you shouldn't make a big deal out of it.

Amanda: Haha how on earth you don't understand that? you're so dumb
Rachel: *insulted*
Amanda: You know.. in a light friendly way
Rachel: *rolling her eyes*

by Shimooper March 5, 2022