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Butt Fucking Quitter

Phrase derived from Team America World Police - Some one who quits at an important time in a queer or gay monor. - also meaning a pussie.
Don't Be such A Butt Fucking Quitter Johnson!

Get a fucking job 

This is what you say to a thirty year old running around aimlessly in your neighbourhood at 4 o'clock in the morning looking for pikachu
DAVE: " hey tom who's that clown running around on your front lawn in the rain with his I phone?" TOM: "who knows , that dude should get a fucking job "

Are you out of your fucking mind? 

Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.

It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"

Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me? 

The result of when someone tells you something highly unbelievable, or just plain surprising. It can also be used elsewhere, such as when you're dissed. Basically a vulgar form of excuse me.
(while watching South Park on tv)

Ms. Garrison - "So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!”
Me - Ex-the-fucking-scuse-me?

rectal fist fucking 

Am J Forensic Med Pathol. 1985 Dec;6(4):319-24. Related Articles, Links


Rectal fist insertion. An unusual form of sexual behavior.

Shook LL, Whittle R, Rose EF.

Rectal fist insertion (fist fucking) is an uncommon and potentially dangerous sexual practice. This is usually a homosexual activity, but can also be a heterosexual or an autoerotic practice. One known death has been reported associated with rectal fist insertion, in which the complications of anal and colonic tears and bleeding had occurred (see Editor's note). The possibility of drug overdose is also probable, as drugs and alcohol are commonly introduced into the rectum to promote sphincter relaxation and to ease the discomfort of anal dilatation.

PMID: 4072987 PubMed - indexed for MEDLINE
Believe it or not, this is a genuine paper, which you can view at medline!!!! (online journal)
rectal fist fucking by Finesilver January 19, 2005

tittie fucking 

When a man puts his penis between a womens breasts usually on a larger breasted women, at least C cup jugs are kind of required, and thrusts while the woman, or the man could, pushes the two breasts together so the penis is pressured between the two. The women could bebent over a bed she could sit down and he could sit on his knees. Tittie fucking has to result in cumming or its just foreplay. This should result in a pearl necklace a wonderful gift. Im pretty poor so i gave my friend a pearl necklace for christmas
She let him stick his little soldier into those huge fluffy clouds it got lost in there and cuddled up and fell asleep then he gave her a beautiful pearl necklace in exchange for the enjoyable tittie fucking everyone on the street stared at her and a lot of people wanted to talk to her
tittie fucking by temujinKhan February 17, 2006