Fapple

The act of pleasuring ones self after discovering there is going to be a new Apple product.

Scott had a fapple when they announced the new iPhone was going to have an even better camera!

by Hammertime April 25, 2016

fappit

Masturbatory Smartwatch. Similar to Fitbit.

Got a great workout using my Fappit today, says I masturbated for 7 miles.

by urbandicpick April 27, 2016

Fapaccuino

After a guy faps, his girlfriend sucks up his cum like a white girl sipping a Starbucks.

Becky called... she wants a fapaccuino tonight.

by whitegirlgonewild September 22, 2016

fapricator

A jerkoff that takes credit for your idea.

That fapricator took my idea.

by jman5471 September 21, 2016

fapioca

When you haven't spilled your load in a really, REALLY long time, so much so that it's gotten extra-thick and grainy.

I was hoping for a clean, powerful cumshot, but it had been months, so all I got is fapioca...

by Godeicher September 19, 2016

Fapolooooow

When you've being Boston pancaked and then you perform a goatse only to get a foot inserted in your ass and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. Then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you've received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock hard cock so you end up having fap yourself off to finally get off.

Dude.... ive done everything for this client and now I shouldn't have to finish my self off. I've been fapolooooowed.

by Hitchenslap September 4, 2016

Fapkin

A fapkin is a a napkin poor people (who cannot afford normal tissues) use to fap. Most fapkins are known to leave rashes and in some cases herpes. The herpes usually comes from factory workers who "fap n' pack" or use the cheap fapkins and replace them into their packaging.

The rough dry surface of fapkins usually gives me a rash upon use. Instead of lotion i use water and if im lucky i might find some tree sap. Im a lucky one. I have not contracted any STDs from my cronic fapping.

by Lil duggie August 15, 2016