When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021
Get the Nipple Jerk mug.1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.
3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.
3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.
4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!
by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021
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also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
Get the Join Jerk January mug.When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.
by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021
Get the Tear Jerker mug.A specific type of circle jerk, in which the group expresses a mutual love and obsession for Costco/Kirkland Signature brand
by BigFactsMabel October 18, 2021
Get the Kirkl Jerk mug.On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021
Get the National jerk with homie days mug.Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?
Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!
Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!
by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021
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