Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Ant carpet

Ant carpet is a lot of ant parts in a circle on the floor what represents a carpet made out of ants

Dudeeeeee look at that sick ant carpet I’m so jealous

by Leanne&taylor February 24, 2024

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Persona Carpediemosa

Una persona que utiliza "Carpe Diem" (disfruta la vida y el momento) como excusa para hacer cosas tontas.

Jesús: "no fumes porros antes del examen, te va a joder."

Alina: "Hechal porro, soy una persona Carpediemosa, Carpe Diem kurwaa"

by Weiffel March 16, 2024

Western Cape

A province of South Africa seeking independence, though such attempts have been currently unsuccesful.

SHOUTOUT TO SWEEFLYBOY FUCK YUUUU

A: Did you ever visit Cape Town?
B : No, but I did visit some parts of Western Cape

by taurus mountains fan March 20, 2024

Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024