Definitions by stroodlemc

Assgas Jackson 

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

Assgas Jackson by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

Tewksbury Todger 

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

Tewksbury Todger by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner 

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Pittsfield Plow 

A sexual act that involves fisting while listening to country music.

She's a big girl, Ronny. I had no choice but to give her the old Pittsfield Plow.

Pittsfield Plow by stroodlemc March 12, 2024