trump iron

To exercise your mind trying to figure out a piece of hot air or nonsense.

Don't trump iron; don't waste your time analyzing the president's tweets, which are full of lies and inaccuracies.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018

Trump-over

A shitty comb-over

I'm sorry your dad needs to take care of his thinning hair better, but your dad has a Trump-over.

by Crim Guy August 26, 2018

Trump Cave

A place filled with an orange gremlin and his deranged fanaticals. A common place the gremlin goes after he's defeated. Smells like hamburders, diet coke, and fake tan spray. You know you are close when you hear their cries of "FAKE NEWS!"

After the Gremlin, who bragged about his great skills was defeated, he hibernated in his Trump Cave for 3 weeks, with nothing but his cell phone and golf clubs.

by Wickonis Parable January 27, 2019

trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Trump lawyer

Low quality legal representation.

Never bring a Trump lawyer to an attorney argument.

by OccasionalReader May 16, 2018

Trumps helicopter

When you fart and spin your winky in the mist

Ayup! There's Marc Phillipps doing Trumps helicopter again, bloody weirdo!

by KirstyBob June 3, 2019

a Donald Trump

someone or something pulling off an unexpected victory

"Damn dude, did you see when the scrawny kid beat that Chad earlier?"
"yeah man, he totally pulled a Donald Trump on us"

by a Donald Trump June 4, 2019