twit-twat

a dumbass who likes vaginas.

I met the biggest twit-twat last night in da club, she wanted to get wit me.

twit-twat by dominique carle February 9, 2008

Schrodinger's Twat 

A person who cannot be defined as male or female by sight, so it has to, by default, be determined that they are both and neither. Effectively creating a Schrodinger's Cat paradox paradigm.

"is that a beast of a box-y woman in cargo pants or a really snazzy fat dude with mad moobs in a pink body warmer?" can't tell? Schrodinger's Twat.

Applies to really butch lesbians, effeminate Emo/Goth/Scene boys, and other hormone imbalanced individuals that skirt the grey area between the fine lines of the Venn diagram that is gender, making them indefinable from their counterparts.

Schrodinger's Twat by llbutters September 4, 2012

Taber-Twat 

Anything that reaks like a Taber. Taber's come from the corn fields of Canada. They live in the villages ( sobrevillas ) of the corn fields. ie. andy, taber, art the fart sobrevilla

Question: damn homie, did you smell that Taber-Twat round here?

Answer: Yeah, it reaks like queef stench!

Taber-Twat by numeroso August 6, 2007

Twiddly twat

A very tight twat.

Damn she had an awesome twiddly twat!

Twiddly twat by GoofyGoobernuts May 19, 2009

two-twat tessa 

A girl who pretends she is made of pure gold but has been so used up & passed from guy to guy so many times her asshole looks like a second stretched out vagina

That girl is a total two-twat Tessa! UGH! {slut} {gross}

two-twat tessa by realgalpal1 June 27, 2016

potato twat 

An incompetent Irish person who is a twat and says "potato" constantly. May also resemble a Leprechaun.

"Paddy is such a potato twat; he's fucked up again"

Look at Paddy, he's such a potato twat; fucked up again

potato twat by Deano1978 May 7, 2015

Hertfordshire Twat 

a gay bastard from hertfordshire, proper pathetic

most people from hertfordshire are hertfordshire twats

normal person: hey did you know Tom Howse, from Grasscroft, is actually a hertfordshire twat?

Tom howse: oh right... :(

normal person: :)

Hertfordshire Twat by Lambchester February 28, 2011