Toiletmage

A toiletmage is a person who chills on the toilet at every opportunity and does big business

See the toiletmage is casting spells again

by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021

toblene

the result of toby and ilene, the ship of the century. not only is toblene a sexy ship name, but it's also got some spicy tea and drama. how does a teenage girl get the love of her life, a guy 3 years older than her, to realise his love for her back? this is their story.

"omg have you heard about toblene's new drama?"
"n-no?"
"omg! toby said happy bday to ilene! keep up, will u! smh"

by your mum1 November 29, 2021

Toilet Dweller

A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!

by MatthewPompeepee December 2, 2021

TOILET Spotter

The helper in charge of your paper route or delivery routes who sits in the drivers seat to avoid traffic violation write-ups. They are the king's advocate and secobd in command.

Guy 1:" Dam dude how did you manage to hit up all the stops on time without any citations?"
Guy 2: "it's dave, he's my toilet spotter while im out delivering pay stubs."

by Capuchin for Hire December 20, 2021

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Toilet Conundrum

A problem occurring to you whilst you are on the toilet.

"Damn man, last night i had a panic attack while I was taking a shit, serious toilet conundrum."

by chrischanlover69 January 1, 2022

Toilet tugger

Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.

“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”

by Suq Madeek January 3, 2022