dick head

the guy who takes you to dinner than makes you pay.

the guy who takes off the condom when having sex

the guy that never calls your back, after he said he will

the guy that cheats on you with your sister

(fyi im a chick)

hey see that dude over there, he looks like a total dick head

dick head by sleas January 3, 2009

dick j 

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.

Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one

dick j by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

dick jouster 

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick

Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster

dick jouster by Aarik July 21, 2007

dick shell

a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant

"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"

dick shell by Tina Ugloo January 11, 2008

dick strippers 

Hands used to rub one off!

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!

dick strippers by rick longg May 1, 2008

dick squelch 

The noise made when you are in the bath and you "take care of yourself" above the water, but some water has got into your foreskin so it squelches, this is usually done instead of below water as the splashing noise usually gives it away, however dick squelches are even more obvious then below water "dick splashes".

"Alex, whats that noise? are you dick squelching" "no mum!"

dick squelch by analex127 January 23, 2009

Dick-Nosed Freak 

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

Dick-Nosed Freak by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009