Free Boobing

Absent of brassiere. Can be an expression of pride in perkiness or an excuse not to leave the house.

Damn! That dress looks great - how do you hide your bra lines?
- I'm free boobing, chica, no bra lines for me!

Hey - do you want to come and see my nephew's band play at the community centre?
- Aw, I'm sorry chica, free boobing today, I'm not leaving the house unless the gestapo show up.

by Janofarc May 3, 2016

Bar Boobs

'Bar Boobs' are when a girl falsely enhances the size of her breasts using push up bras and god knows what else, specifically when going out to the bars or clubs.

-"omg did you see becca's instagram pic from last night?!"
-"YUUUUS....her bar boobs were on point!!!"
-"I know right! I wonder if the guy she went home with was disappointed with what he found underneath"
-"You mean what he didn't find??"

by ssll1o1 September 19, 2016

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish August 30, 2016

Alison's Boobs

The nicest boobs you've ever seen and you just can't get enough of them! They compliment her butt well

Damn look at Alison's boobs! Anthony's lucky to have them!

by WaterFlame August 6, 2016

mississippi boob tug

When during sexual intercourse your partner request that you grab her left boob with your right hand in a forceful and twisting manner. This is to distract the male when he is about to cum. Think about this as a "reset button" for male partners who aren't able to perform well in bed and need to last a little bit longer. It finds its origins in Mississippi from a Walmart shopper who tugged the boob of a cashier to distract them long enough that they could run away without paying for the goods. To truly qualify as a Mississippi boob tug, the boob needs to be fake and pop. Allowing extra time.

I was about to come so I mississippi boob tugged her.

by livinglyfe;) July 23, 2016

shelf boobs

perky boobs that don’t hang, aka a shelf

“Wow! What kind of bra does she have on?” “oh she just has shelf boobs. they’re just like that they don’t hang. they’re perky.”

by jana73848262673&4 January 30, 2018

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016