Zen Crunk Juice 

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.

Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.

Zen Crunk Juice by Lingenfizzle March 24, 2008

Scottish Juice

A beautiful entity from Scotland.

The most beautiful...

"Look at that Scottish Juice..."
"Sweet Scottish Juice..."

lovely and sweet.

Scottish Juice by Skib-a -de-do September 16, 2008

Bruce Juice 

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).

"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

Bruce Juice by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

Rape Juice 

The excretes left over from a rape attack.

"Man, my leather gloves are just covered in rape juice"

Rape Juice by nickmarioe April 5, 2010

Moon Juice 

Watery, milky diarrhea that is discharged during a full moon whilst a werewolf undergoes his transformation.

Werewolf 1: Man, I had a really hard time last night.
Werewolf 2: Why is that? Did you eat a baby?
Werewolf 1: Yes, and it gave me wicked moon juice.
Werewolf 2: Careful of that moon juice, it really sneaks up on you.

Moon Juice by Harpy&Alfonsus October 27, 2008

foal juice 

The seminal ejaculate of a gentleman

I have just discharged a copious wad of foal juice into that lady.

foal juice by Jimblybaps December 6, 2006

blackout juice 

A great drink composed of a 30 pack, bottle of vodka and 2 frozzen instant juice bars all mixed together in a cooler

that blackout juice was great untill i blacked out

blackout juice by shoe man Heifer March 23, 2009