Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say

I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.

by Chili sauce September 15, 2020

pp smackadoodle 2000

The action of smacking a pp several times, 2000 to be exact, which causes the pp to shoot out semen

Connor gave william the pp smackadoodle 2000 at 9pm last night

by LawyerManSuspectFinder September 15, 2020

Dirty Smack

Dirty Smack is the term for a Dom and a person that loves brats. They are also a brat tamer. Brats should listen to Smack and do what they are told.

Random guy: I want to be a Dirty Smack so I can make sure my brat drinks her water.

by Brat R Us October 31, 2020

Smeggie Smackdown

When you are your slimes (Friends) Get there cocks out and start having a snowball fight but with the left over smegma you have collected over the years

Oh brother want to join the Smeggie Smackdown

by NaterHiggers323 October 3, 2020

Skirt Smackin

When you smack a nun on the ass

I'm a child of the lord... But Sister Mary's ass is skirt smackin' good

by Table for two November 25, 2020

Aubergine Smack

A sexual practice, primarily conducted by vegans and vegetarians, in which a partner slaps an eggplant on the other patner's buttcheek until it turns red.

I gave her that aubergine smack and shit started to get hot.

by stalin's swallower November 28, 2020

ball smacker

The act of smacking ones balls off of your partners chin or taint.

Omar is a legendary ball smacker due to his rigorous pounding of his partner's ass therefore creating the long sought after smacking sound when his balls smack the partner's taint rapidly.

by Captain Cheesy-poof November 30, 2020