In the night garden 

In the night garden is the result of horrible cold war russian experiments ( being shown to children ). 3 humans were captured and turned into horrible monsters known only as :

Iggle Piggle : Iggle Piggle is constantly sexually harrasing Upsy-Daisy and always carries around a blanket lined with cocaine

Upsy-Daisy : Upsy-Daisy is a filthy little ho eternally attempting to lure men into her bed to fuck till they die

Maka-Paka : Is an absolute nonce he somehow feels the necessity to clean people right there in the street *dirty pervert* he is this close () from getting put on a register

Other inhabitants of this strange land are :

The tombleboos : Three heavily incest little brothers who sleep together they also get naked outside hang up their clothes and then just walk in together for a quick threesome

Pontipine : 10 Little red shits who live together in a 3 room house daddy and mummy pontipine are currently being investigated for domestic abuse of their children

Wattingers : The delightful blue counterparts of the horrible Pontipine , the wattingers live in a 10 bedroom house with a pool and a barbecue grill

Harboos : The harboos are horrible balloon things that give children and adults worldwide panic attacks snm

Those terrifying fucking bird things : The weirdo birds with shrill blood curdling cries who gave me nightmares as a kid

The mother and son who like rubbing each others hand : The two cunts who sent us on this acid trip snm they are awful

Me : Have you seen in the night garden

PTSD survivor : what have you done

In the night garden by LincolnDaddy69420 May 23, 2019

Beer night 

Just a couple of guys, sitting about, having a few beers. Although the term beer night implies that this may only be one night a week in actual fact beer night is every night (much to the detriment of daves marriage)

Mon 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Tue 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Wed 5pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan, but shouldnt you spend time with the wife?"
Dave: "Nah man she'll be fine!"

Beer night by SSJ4_Macd November 14, 2007

One night limp 

A one night stand where the male performs either badly or not at all.

"So, how'd that fling go last night?"
-"Meh, he could hardly get it up. It was more of a one night limp than a stand."

One night limp by Mantaur January 4, 2010

lady night

noun. A play on the phrase "ladies night" where a group of women go out together for female bonding, usually including drinks. In the case of "lady night" it's when a woman stays home by herself (husband, children, etc. are all out of the house) and drinks wine (or any other alcoholic beverage) while doing something she likes to do alone (read, watch TV, Facebook, knit).

Henry's playing darts tonight and Bijou's staying at a friends so I'm home all alone. I think I'll get some wine and make it lady night!

lady night by JessicaGee July 6, 2010

Lonley night in alaska

When you dump crushed ice in a womans area and do it.

I gave her a Lonley night in alaska it was cold...

Lonley night in alaska by nerfaderfaflerf boy December 5, 2010

sunday night depression 

Sunday night depressing is feeling of stress and anxiety before the beginning of the week. Most commonly is created by fear of upcoming week and responsibilities of Monday starting duties. For example: being woken unnaturally by alarm clock, stress from work that is not likeable, feeling of duties by outside driven world. (stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy, etc…). All elements are very individual and can create magnitude of negative emotions.

Sunday night depression, stress, anxiety, fear, panic, hate, expectation, stereotypy

sunday night depression by SundayNight October 28, 2013

Grad Night 

The equivalent to prom but specifically for all-girls schools. It's a formal dinner for the students who will be graduating.

Girl 1: Omg have you bought your dress for grad night?
Girl 2: NO! I'm freaking out! WE ONLY HAVE A MONTH LEFT!

Grad Night by Samantha Felicia Rose November 17, 2015