skibiti math

means having a strict and nice math teacher with skibiti problems he makes lessons less fun by changing everyone around

teacher: Yo mr Pena
kid 1: Can i sit here?
teacher: No we have a plan
kid 2: ur so skibiti math sir.

by NiggerArchie November 13, 2023

boy math

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

by boymather November 17, 2023

Mate-mates

A form of sexual intercourse that is more meaningful, often resulting in efforts towards building a family/breeding purposes. The term was invented by Phoebe Fraser, a S/A Survivor who uses the term to differentiate between consensual meaningful sex and just normal, blatant casuals. Often a synonym for "making love"

"I heard you had sex with Cian last night-"

"Oh, you mean mate-mates? He means the world to me, so I wouldn't just label it a normal, dirty term-"

by smolsuko November 22, 2023

Kos Maghs

An Iranian term used to describe a very stupid, dumb, or low intelligent individual in a very disrespectful manner. With Kos meaning the genitalia of a woman, and maghs meaning brain. So basically "cunt brained". It is 99% of times used by men.

Omid : Ahmed said You's a bitch !
Mohammed : He's a kos maghs.

by Osama's cousin November 26, 2023

brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.

« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »

by miseryboy August 8, 2024

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come together—for example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.

Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.

by Numerati August 12, 2024

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024