When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.
As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”
by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024
Get the Albuquerque Back-up Lightmug. The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
by TesTy_DaBlockz September 9, 2023
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