Bustacated

Broken, torn open, ripped, not worth keeping

I bought a bad of boiled peanuts but the damn bag bustacated on me!

by Dream Weaver August 27, 2016

Bustanator

A guy that keeps busting during the sexual act.

"I sleept with Jonh last night..?"

"How was it ?"

"Girls he is such a bustanator"

by Niggatron of 3000 November 21, 2016

Busting wood

A slang term for masturbation. Otherwise known as flogging the log or taking a pound off.

"what where you doing?!"
"Just got done busting wood. "

by Rawdogger95 January 7, 2017

busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

Bustin a date

To meet with a john for intercourse in exhchange for money

I can't trap right now I gotta be bustin a date real fast at the motel 6 at 6'..

by Mys Mystica May 29, 2017

busting agates

When arguing about the same thing but never coming to a conclusion

Now you are just busting agates

by drhdee July 29, 2017

busty jesus

A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"

The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.

by Turler August 3, 2018