Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.
National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".
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The lead singer of one of the greatest British Bands, the Arctic Monkeys (also doing a side project The Last Shadow Puppets with The Rascals member, Miles Kane)Like the other Monkeys, he is humble and chooses to stay away from the limelight, making the Arctic Monkeys even more incredible than they already are. Born and raised in Sheffield with the other Arctic Monkeys, he sings with a South Yorkshire accent making the music all the more interesting and just fecking amazing! His favourite ever record is "Rubber Soul - The Beatles", and his favourite meal, Arrabiata. Might I add he is also a lyrical genius and belongs to the league of "Coolest Men to grace the face of this earth"
Needs to contact Germee quite soon.
Needs to contact Germee quite soon.
E.g 1: Alex Turner & co. is cool enough to dress up in costumes and get away with it.
E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!
E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.
E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!
E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.
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He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.
He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?
Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
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