Wafflecock 

A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.

"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"

Wafflecock by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009

Wafflin' 

Wafflin is shoving ur penis up someones ass while they have flaming hot diarrhea and burning your cock.

Wafflin'

Shoving ur cock up someones ass while they have flaming hot diarrhea.
"ayo i was just wafflin this bitch's ass last night my cock burnt asf"

Wafflin' by MangomanYesyesyes October 18, 2020

wiffle-clogs 

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.

Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!

wiffle-clogs by AstrgldepdxJack May 1, 2008

Totally Waffles 

A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.

Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.

Totally Waffles by Ryan Keefe August 23, 2007

Waffles n Beans 

When Something Is Good, Top Quality

"Das Waffles n Beans Blud!"

Waffles n Beans by Unknown D June 17, 2007

Waffler 

A waffler who lies all the time and does it that much, deserves the entitlement of “WaffleKing”

Charlie “Oi Mason, your such a waffler!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”

Waffler by Tapz April 30, 2020

Cock Waffled 

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

Cock Waffled by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008