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A acronym for an elite secret group of individuals each with their own different abilities. The group is thought to be so powerful if the acronym is ever revealed by one of its members, entire planets may be destroyed although the effects are still unknown.
"I heard a member of WAFFLECOCK took on Chuck Norris and it ended with Chuck Norris shitting himself"
by Gothicmoocow August 22, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game
"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
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"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"
by Indy&Shortround April 29, 2008
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waf·fle·cock (wof·uhl·kok)
-noun, vulgar.
a term of derision, used to contemptuously mock an utterly senseless young male. A wafflecock is typically naïeve, foolish and lacks vision.
"Dave was such a wafflecock last night."

"I behaved inapropriately. I acted like a complete wafflecock and want to apologize."
by Robert_22 March 09, 2008
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a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.
That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!
by Tom23543 December 20, 2006
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a person who waffles to much so a guy is forced to shove his cock down their throat to shut em up
wafflecock are slags that want attention
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1. To hit or throw with excessive force; a step above a "wallop."

2. A nonsensical insult, implying one's penis resembles a waffle.

3. A falsehood, bullshit, poppycock
1. "If I had some guy trying to rub up on me on the daily, I'd wafflecock that fucker right in the mush."

2. "You're such a wafflecock."

3. "Everton? In the playoffs? WAFFLECOCK my good sir! Pure, unadulterated wafflecock!
by Giovanni Mann October 17, 2017
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