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The atheist version of the phrase "Godspeed".
Hey Joe, can you touch up the RationalWiki article on Atheism? Goatspeed!
Goatspeed by Charlie Macson October 25, 2009
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glaze goatee 

the residue left on one's face after performing a nice sloppy job of cunnilingus. The "glaze" would be all across and above the upper lip, down the edges of the mouth and completely covering the whole front of the chin.
After Delilah had her orgasm, Fred lifted his mouth from between her legs. She raised her head from the pillow and saw he was grinning at her. She smiled with satisfaction and found it quite charming how his glaze goatee glistened in the candlelight.
glaze goatee by theinstigator December 30, 2013
A small island that is said to have been the place of origen for the goatse man. In the land of ancient goatsos lived a sub-species of man called the goatsinians. The goatse man was a term first termed by scientists exploring the island. Upon arriving on the island of goatsos, the scientists noticed that the goatsinians had not only a penis but a vagina, which the goatsinians would spread open as far as they could. Scientist soon discovered that the large butt cavities of the goatsinians were for the giver, their ancient god with a wang the size of five black men. The goatsinians said a great ass rapage would come and kill them all, so they were stretching their holes in preperation for the apocaplyptic event. Unfortunately the giver did cum, and killed all butt one of the goatsinians in his butt rape fiesta, the GOATSE MAN. The goatse man's parents had hid him and ran away, leaving him only with a special ring of buttt streching power. And that is how the goatse man came into exisistence.
goatse, goatseman, goatsos
goatsos by Peter Morales July 29, 2008

Goateehawk 

A majestic Mohawk accompanied by a gratuitous goatee.
Dude, Adam's Goateehawk was awesome.
Goateehawk by SonOfAbe719 October 15, 2011

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.
John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!
GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

Goatboy35 

Transcript 1 Of Goatboy35

I encountered this individual in Mordhau, and then accepted his challenges for a voice call, safe to say in that call I was forcefully inducted into his group and am still baffled by what I witnessed.

Goatboy35 is an intriguingly peculiar individual. Existent within this goat remains a variety of opinions, ones he wishes to spout continuously online, either to garner a reaction or spread the word, some of his ideas will be listed below.

Goatboy is:

A Holocaust denier, making it his duty to rant at people, mostly children and left wing ideologues online, preaching about how the Holocaust is scientifically and factually incorrect. One of his primary analogies used to validate his theory about the existence of the Holocaust is to concoct a story about the Cookie Monster, and how many years it would take to produce 6 million cookies.
As quoted by Goatboy35 in an Icelandic speaker, "Heil Hitler, Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, SIEG HEIL!!"
Goatboy35 by Nick Fuentes September 6, 2020