Crank

A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad

My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell

by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021

Crank

Hype. When someone is hyped up or hyper.

Yo Austin is cranked today all he wants to do is crank.

by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021

crank

1. a dirty bitch

2. a good song

1:

person a ~ i heard that jessica slept with the whole football team

person b ~ yeah shes a crank

2:

person a ~ did you hear that new song by q da fool

person b ~ that song is a crank

by mvc911 January 12, 2021

crank it

when ya hit da cart n da joinnt at da same tiem xD

bob: yo wuts up
jimbobbyson: yo letz crank it bro dog r:\
bob: yuhhhh get da lighter
jimbobbyson: where da pen at doew

by jimbomanlimboman February 17, 2021

crank on him

when you crank 90s on some shitter on fortnite

he's so bad i cranked on him so hard
crank on him

by Garbage kid February 22, 2021

cranner

An incompetent dumbass.

p1: “yo what’s the name of that one place again?”
p2: “shit bro i forgot”
p1: “ur a fucking cranner”

by hotdogwater69 February 25, 2021

crankability

The quality or state of being crankable (loudness, volume) with regards to music without being unpleasant to the ear.

Justin turned up the song to full volume, and noted that it had real crankability.

by pedalgeek March 1, 2021