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Show and Smell

When using a stall in a public restroom to take an extremely unpleasant shit, wiping yourself and then offering the used toilet paper to the person in the stall next to you as evidence of your foul deed.
Mike - Hey man, can I borrow some toilet paper, my stall is empty?

Todd - Sure, here you go.

Mike - All finished with it you can have it back now.

Todd - OMG, that is fucking disgusting, what died in your ass?

Mike - I know, that's why I had to show and smell.
by jval73 December 8, 2011
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show dairy

Wait, did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah, I got a free shirt and everything.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
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Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day
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Variety show

A gangbang with certain requirements in order to be able to earn the term: Variety Show. These requirements must contain:

1). All persons involved in a variety show must have came from 3+ different ethnic backgrounds (Caucasian, African American , Mexican ) the + means other ethnicities that hops in the mix and joins the show. but variety show technically needs the anove posted ethnic backgrounds in attendance or it's just a good ol'regular old gangbang.

2). The Variety Show needs to be documented in video format by as many devices as possible but only one device is needed to record to earn the term Variety Show (pictures only don't count! Unless a video is already being recorded
3). Each ethnicity must take turns in no longer than a 1 minute each intervals with each other and needs to try to share if they are comfortable with this cuz remember sharing is caring and will make all feel special.

4 ). Variety Show must contain 6+ individuals and has no limit cap on maximum amount of individuals taking part.(but the above 3 ethnic backgrounds can make up for all 6 people randomly but as stated above requires all 3 ethnicities be present

If all the requirements are met then you know you have watched or preformed in your very own Variety Show experience and should be proud to pioneer this new Porn sub catagory.
1 ) hey I just experienced the most amazing crazy Variety Show I never could have dreamed up in a million sleeps.

2 ) damn that Vauety Show was the best i have seen so far this year I hope they start producing many more soon!

3) so I really want you to not judge me because I joined in on a Variety Show cuz you know it's the biggest new thing to do right?
by Trippin~FO20 October 1, 2015
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Show of solidarity

Hym "There's the show of solidarity! Target and Miller and more! Shows of solidarity are ALL you ever do! Every commercial... What's funny about it is not just what they are boycotting but why they are boycotting. You're not boycotting the cobalt slaves and you're not boycotting sweatshops... You're boycotting beer over a tranny. This is the perfect demonstration as to why democracy is flawed. You don't give a shit what the company's you buy from 'believe in'and the companies don't actually believe in anything. But the metric you use to validate your position in life is your financial success (or a dumb whore fucking you) and if the tranny can make more money than you (because company's are paying the tranny to be a tranny) then you're no better than a tranny. Your claim to superiority it undermined by their ability to accrue wealth. More followers. Better deals. You're inferior by your own metric. I mean... I looks to me like sabotage out of jealousy. You have to stop the tranny from being successful or you have to be inferior to it according to your own rules. But you have it veiled as a moral issue."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2023
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meme show

any show that would be watched by a memer or contains a high concentration of memes, example would be Arrested Development
Bruh, I wouldn't watch that meme show, fam.
by Dan smith 17 December 28, 2016
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Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.
(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.
by ddstarr August 27, 2012
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