dirty potato chip 

When engaging in sex from behind the male in the situation pulls out and ejaculates on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. All along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a "crust" Upon waking from the sex induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed her the "crust" like a potato chip. Betcha can't have just one.

A: You want to do what to Eva Mendes??
B: I totally would give Eva Mendes a Dirty Potato Chip!!
A: You mean you would unknowingly feed her your dry cum??
B: Yes, Yes I would!
A: I totally Dirty Potato Chipped your mom!

dirty potato chip by Amandaholes November 6, 2007

Baked Potato 

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

Baked Potato by jbrawl February 3, 2010

Cold Potato

when a kidneystone comes out with your cum

I felt so much better after passing on my cold potato

Cold Potato by cowbell42 December 4, 2010

baked potato 

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

baked potato by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

self-potato 

When pleasuring thyself during the stance of the fetal position.

My girlfriend is so flexible, I walk in on her giving a self-potato, and I didn't mind.

self-potato by Jonny Boi War January 8, 2010

Baked Potato 

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

Baked Potato by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006

mashed potato sandwich 

A euphemism for someone or something that is fucked up.

Leroy's ears burned with humiliation when he read his grade("D-")and the professor's comments("You are as fucked up as a mashed potato sandwich and will not graduate for this university!") on his essay entitled: NASCAR, a metaphor of hope for the 21st century.

mashed potato sandwich by harry flashman August 19, 2003