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life sexpectancy

The amount of sex or the number of partners one anticipates that one will have had over the course of a lifetime, according to one's traits, social position, or some other determining factor.
The life sexpectancy of a relatively attractive upper-middle-class woman has risen over the past few years.
by lipstickandroid July 25, 2011
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High On Life

The Cool 2022 Game Where You Get To Fuck Up An Alien Race That Invades Your Planet And Tries To Smoke Your Entire Race And You Get Cool Talking Guns That Will Curse A Lot, Really Cool Game.
Yo Bro I Just Fucking Exploded Garmantuous And Beat High On Life!
by Wo' 'er January 12, 2023
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life is roblox

DJ Khaled once said. Commonly used to make fun of people who take Roblox WAY to seriously.
Damn bro he really thinks that life is roblox.
by PeteDavidsonEnjoyer September 24, 2023
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get a life

basically you tell someone to go outside and get a social life
ultimate sentence to end a useless discussion with a stereotypical gamer/weeb/furry/other degenerate who doesn't go outside
so yeah if you're fat piece of trash in basement don't get offended, just go outside, socialize a bit, it'd be healthy for you
A: ima weeb
B: so what
A: i fap to that shit
B: go outside and get a life
A: did you just got out off a cod lobby
B: no I'm telling you to get a life
by niggapilled January 14, 2021
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gatcha life

a place for 8 year olds to create awful youtube videos with royalty free music and a massive kinemaster logo
hey have you heard of gatcha life?

oh yeah, big dick chongus
by bigdicknicolascage April 18, 2021
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Gacha Life

a game made for fucking 4 year olds and everyone who plays it is racist, sexist and every type of phobic
I play gacha life and i dont know why i my dad left me for a dairy product
by dream sucks ass June 25, 2022
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Life Coach

A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
by Powercat The Gamer November 7, 2022
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