Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.
Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
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1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?
Person 1: Yep
Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy
2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'
Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'
Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better
3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.
Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.
Person 1: well shit
4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
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