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Crashmybrow 

Magical refuge kingdom run by the great Riverhorse I and his tentacle porn wife.

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NARD: Man, NR sure is an asshole.
Fred Ballabio: SANDWICH MAAAAAAN.
Deadeye: FIRE HOSE
Fred Ballabio: ONOFIREHOSE
Awesome guy named Dave: Man this has nothing to do with Crashmybrow at all.
Crashmybrow by Davidov March 23, 2005
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Crash and burn 

A heartfelt "Good luck" wish.

Airplane pilot slang, dating back before WWI, but still in use.

Severeal things were considered unlucky, like having one's picture taken in the cockpit, or to be wished 'Good luck' before takeoff. As pilots are strong believers in Murphy's law (things never go as you want them to), this would most likely lead to disaster. Therefore, the natural way of wishing good luck on somebody, would be to call the worst possible thing down on their heads.

It is similar to the Luftwaffe's "hals und beinbruch" ("Break neck and legs") or the German Navy's "Mast- und Stengebruch" ("Break masts and yards"), or when actor's wish each other "Break a leg" before they go on stage.
"Tally-Ho! Bandits at four o'clock, Angels 12! Crash and burn!" (Translation: "Prepare for combat. Enemy aircraft sighted on starbord side, slightly from behind, at 12.000 feet. Good luck!")

"So you got yourself a mahogany Spitfire? Doing bumph? Well, crash and burn, old chap!" ("So you got a ground job at a desk, filling out papers? (presumably away from the front line) Good luck, mate!")

"You finally got a date with her? Well, Crash and burn!"
Crash and burn by The_Pirate August 5, 2013
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boob crusher 

when someone squeezes you while hugging, or hugs so tight that 'it crushes your boobs' - people from walter reed -
Brandon L. IS the boob crusher.
boob crusher by tropical london October 21, 2005

Crash Test Dummy 

Prison Slang - The individual that is required to perform illegal acts against the prison guards or authorities as required by the prison heirarchy.
Tony is going on a crash test dummy mission to punish that guard. He's going to start a fight with him.
Crash Test Dummy by EmichG September 7, 2007

Chair Crusher 

A overweight person who is so extremely fat, if they sit on a normal human chair it will be crushed by their massive girth.
dude 1 : Did you see that fat chick at the bar?

dude 2 : Yeah, she was a real chair crusher
Chair Crusher by TV CAR July 25, 2010

crash course 

Youtube channel with videos that get most of their view counts from those who have exams in the next 6 hours.
On a crash course video comment section: "who else has s test today?" with over 600 likes.
crash course by not David totally November 3, 2017

Snow Crash 

A. An interpretation of sound, a pattern, image or code that you’re exposed to so frequently that on certain occasions you immediately see/hear the sound, pattern, image or code subconsciously when exposed to and continue to see or hear it whether it’s existent or nonexistent. Very similar to Pareidolia.

C. “Snow Crash” is a science-fiction/cyber punk novel by Neal Stephenson.
Example 1 -

Guy 1: “That cloud in the sky is shaped like a dog!”

Guy 2: “Dude, every day you’ve been watching too many dog videos....holy shit you’re right it is a dog! I think you just got snow crashed.”

Example 2 -

“The hacker has been exposed to programming so much that he immediately saw the system flaw when he glanced at the machine code.”
Snow Crash by /NickSavage May 30, 2018