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Crushing the Muffin

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!
by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011
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Crush

Someone who is either your friend or is someone you saw once across a hall, picking their nose. Yeah, that guy you saw lookin' hot and handsome is really some weirdo, failing all of his classes. And if it's your friend, let all of the god's help you because you ain't getting out of this one alive. Either you hold it in until they find someone else and you drop subtle hints on breaking up with them, or you tell them and they reject you, ultiminantly destroying your friendship. And good luck if your gay and they're not.
1. Person 1: I think I'm in love!

Person 2: With the guy that helped you pick up your books like a cliche movie?

Person 1: Yep

Person 2: You know he picks his noes, right? and he's failing all of his classes. and he's a nice guy

2. Person 1: 'doesn't tell a friend because they are a coward'

Person 2: 'Gets boyfriend'

Person 1: you should break up with them, you deserve so much better

3. Person 1: I like you! as a crush.

Person 2: I don't. you just made this extremely uncomfortable for me.

Person 1: well shit

4. Person 1: GAY PANIC ENSURES
by A non binary bitch March 9, 2020
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National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.
- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day
by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019
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crush

When you like someone, but you know that it will not end will. It's still exciting because you could miss it up in so many ways!
Fred had a crush on Emma, and it did not end well.
by bobthebuilder96 January 11, 2017
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crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.
Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"
by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019
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Ask your crush out day

John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?

Emily: Oh yes!
by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021
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crush post

When you run across another gushy definition for a first name and it's obvious that someone only posted that because they're crushing on a person with said name.
Justin:

So sexy! Amazing! (etc.) More crush posting following...
by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
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